Fat Ass G

Since my sophmore year in college, I have been known as fatass. At first it was a name, and then it became my identity. I have been the fattest guy in my crew. Granted in high school, I was 160 with a 4-pack and a chest. Freshmen year I discovered the joys of beer and liquour, and the necessary post-drinking eating. Needless to say I ballooned to 180 within a year. Working out proved futile, as I did bench 5x a week. Not the best regimen to lose weight, but hey I could bench 220. Then within another a year, I was 200 and I was like fuck. This at that point in my life was my all time high.

After I got laid from Broadview, I got an exercise tip and was able to shave some pounds off and eat healthy and look somewhat decent. Then I joined CSFB and my life, diet and health went to shit - now I am a lean 215.

Anyhow after losing some weight in India through less drinking, eating healthy, and shitting water I have now realized that it is time to make change. I have joined a gym (instead of sharign a membership) to the Bay Club, which is across the street. I had a visit to the nutritionist and had my first yoga session. And now i have signed up to run a half marathon. I cannot run a mile, and somehow in the next 5 months i will train to run 13 miles.

BTW, as part of the marathon I need to raise $1,700 - I hope all u fuckers will support the death of fatass.