Valentines

Do you remember when you were a kid or even in high school and you imagined what a pimp you would be when you would be 26? Fly ass cars, girls on your jock by the handful, and making more scrilla than you could imagine. You would be a jet-setter and marked as a future leader of corporate america. In my case specifically, I thought I would be a bomb ass surgeon with a fly girl and a couple on the side.

On Valentines Day you would have a separate girl for breakfast (from the night before), a different one at lunch ( a coworker u were messing with) and a new girl at dinner who would perform the craziest deeds on you. Your place would put the W in check.

Well its funny how life works out. I drive a used 1998 maxima of which of the back 5 windows, only 3 are tinted . I am associate 10 of 2MM and I am spending V-day working on a preso and the only people who wished me a happy v day is my mom and my sister. You know what is scary? I dont mind. Sometimes u just have to laugh at yourself - only way to survive. It could be worse. I could be at the strip club buying some love... (any other night, that is okay. i think v-day though is pathetic.)

Hope all of your v-day celebrations are as good as mine. and remember the golden rule. no not that bs of do unto others - i am talking @ the rock laid down.... There is no sex in the champagne room. ...believe me, I had to find out the hard way