Chilling with the Slims

I just landed in Dubai and have to bounce in ten minutes so this will be quick...

First off, there is a shit load of slims here...coming to dubai has made me realize how much money i really dont have.. fuckers here are loaded.

you can tell by there their style. the modern kids wear some tight clothes.. i mean physically tight... i usually believe the more expensive a shirt the tighter the fit. I def stand out, though i jsut noticed there is a kalu next to me who looks straight out of compton. apparently me and him are the only ones here who are bringing baggy jeans.. i would not be suprised if this fuck owned a hotel though.. that is the thing here you never know.. kinda like Cal - the bums would be smart as hell

my book of choice was Tucker Max's book - shit is fucking hilarious. He is more out of control than i am .. of course he hooks up 1000x more, but I think in terms of giving shit to girls when we are uber faded its a close tie.... haha

looks like lakers and utah are playing right now.. i def brought my lakers suck it easy jersey but now am afraid to rock it here.... people here dont have that kinda of sense of humor

Next stop - Nairobi... how the hell does one go from one country of so much wealth to the equivalent of a kalu TJ, i dont know.. you know i made sure to take a great shit here.

aite got to run.

-g