Vito and Wedding Etiquette
Sopranos
What the hell is happening with this one esteemed show? This show used to be the shit - the show that other dramas tried to mimic. Mafia life in the modern times. The storylines were great as they tackled issues that common people face: dramatic mothers, teenage life, racism, etc. Now, the last 5 episodes have been about this gay vito shit. Who the fuck cares what happens to Vito. I don’t care he is gay; I don’t care to watch him kiss another guy. I want to see guys getting killed and more of the bada bing strip club.. What happened to the showing girls like Russian chick, the Mercedes dealer, Meadow, Adrianna?
At least, Indian movies keep it real. Even though there have not been any real good releases this year, this summer is stacked. And I guarantee Amitabh or Abhishek are not playing a gay guy, or kissing another guy.
One Plate or Two???
This weekend I went to Rahul's engagement party, who is a close friend of mine. This was a special event as it Rahul was one of the few friends I have gotten to know after college. Anyhow, the event was in held at the UC Davis alumni center, which is in the middle of campus. When we first got there, Domes and I headed to the restroom, to unleash after the 2-hour trek. As soon as I got in, I was hit with the stench of Indian ass. I saw this old uncle taking a leak and things started to make sense - he clearly had one too many samosas. I pull up next to this guy, while Domes went to the stall. For some reason, I take another sniff and could not stop laughing. Meanwhile, Domes hears me laughing, and starts to snicker himself, which makes me laugh even more. Meanwhile this guy is still peeing next to us, confused as hell, wondering what the hell is so funny. Then I start yelling "P-p-p-punu.." This put Somesh over the top. This poor uncle does not know what hit him. The rest of the night, whenever we saw him, we would bust up. Poor guy, prolly thought his pants were undone or something.
Anyhow later in the night, I was faced with an interesting dilemma. While there was a lack of girls, two did managed to sit at our table. Food was served, and we all got up and grabbed one plate and sat down. We all enjoyed the food, and 15 minutes later we were all done. However, I was still hungry. I wanted to grab another small plate of food, but it was clear that no one on the table wanted seconds. Now, I was not trying to holler at these girls, but it begged the question as I have several weddings coming up. If I get another plate, does that kill game?
I could not decide, and I get enough fat jokes, so I decided to forego the good food. I did notice that there was some desert available, so I got up to get that. However, when I got up the girls asked if I was getting some drinks, and of course I said "yes". Fuck me.
What the hell is happening with this one esteemed show? This show used to be the shit - the show that other dramas tried to mimic. Mafia life in the modern times. The storylines were great as they tackled issues that common people face: dramatic mothers, teenage life, racism, etc. Now, the last 5 episodes have been about this gay vito shit. Who the fuck cares what happens to Vito. I don’t care he is gay; I don’t care to watch him kiss another guy. I want to see guys getting killed and more of the bada bing strip club.. What happened to the showing girls like Russian chick, the Mercedes dealer, Meadow, Adrianna?
At least, Indian movies keep it real. Even though there have not been any real good releases this year, this summer is stacked. And I guarantee Amitabh or Abhishek are not playing a gay guy, or kissing another guy.
One Plate or Two???
This weekend I went to Rahul's engagement party, who is a close friend of mine. This was a special event as it Rahul was one of the few friends I have gotten to know after college. Anyhow, the event was in held at the UC Davis alumni center, which is in the middle of campus. When we first got there, Domes and I headed to the restroom, to unleash after the 2-hour trek. As soon as I got in, I was hit with the stench of Indian ass. I saw this old uncle taking a leak and things started to make sense - he clearly had one too many samosas. I pull up next to this guy, while Domes went to the stall. For some reason, I take another sniff and could not stop laughing. Meanwhile, Domes hears me laughing, and starts to snicker himself, which makes me laugh even more. Meanwhile this guy is still peeing next to us, confused as hell, wondering what the hell is so funny. Then I start yelling "P-p-p-punu.." This put Somesh over the top. This poor uncle does not know what hit him. The rest of the night, whenever we saw him, we would bust up. Poor guy, prolly thought his pants were undone or something.
Anyhow later in the night, I was faced with an interesting dilemma. While there was a lack of girls, two did managed to sit at our table. Food was served, and we all got up and grabbed one plate and sat down. We all enjoyed the food, and 15 minutes later we were all done. However, I was still hungry. I wanted to grab another small plate of food, but it was clear that no one on the table wanted seconds. Now, I was not trying to holler at these girls, but it begged the question as I have several weddings coming up. If I get another plate, does that kill game?
I could not decide, and I get enough fat jokes, so I decided to forego the good food. I did notice that there was some desert available, so I got up to get that. However, when I got up the girls asked if I was getting some drinks, and of course I said "yes". Fuck me.
posted by G at
12:18 PM
3 Comments:
you should have just brought the drinks AND dessert you idiot.
she thought i was getting up for drinks, so i had to get a drink for myself as well.
I'm not the person to ask about wedding etiquette. I was at my cousins (bride) wedding this past wknd. We almost threw down with the grooms cousins, and there were also stolen paintings, cigarettes in hotel room peepholes, and patron being drank out of champagne glasses that we had poured for the bride and groom at their table. Good times!
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