Having a Shitty Day?

Whenever you are having a bad day or think your day could not be any worse, watch this clip. If you are not laughing, then something is prolly wrong. Seriously. Public nudity is funny shit. What is even more amazing is that these pranksters can get away with this. If this were in the US, then there would be lawsuit after lawsuit. In India, I have to imagine it would lead to riots. That is why I think Japanese are ahead of us -they still can be on the short end of a joke and laugh.

http://www.break.com/movies/japaneseprank9.html

Other Thoughts

-Our analysts got their bonus numbers today. Our third years (that means three years out of college) got $120K. I have resolved to not to talk about work, so I will leave this section as a no comment, but you can imagine how I feel about that.

- I am beginning to get worried about my drinking. My sister did a test on my nerves that she has been conducting on vets in her rotation. You are supposed to have the same sensitivity to a needle poke on the inside of your finger as your inner arm. I don't, which is a bad sign. My little sister has already begun flipping out. I am not sure how much stock I can put into that (she is only a third year med student) so any MDs out there please let me know.

- What is even scarier is that my brain is getting affected. Instead of writing, "My waist is big", in an email I will write, "My waste is big". "Their" becomes "there", "whether" becomes "weather". I will think of the one word but type the other. It was funny at first, but I do it often enough that is become bothersome. Even my MD has called me out on this.

- On a separate note, those who know me know that I like to curse a lot. Even better than “Fuck You” is figuring out new ways to say it. From Sopranos – “Go fuck yourself”, which I admit is pretty similar to “Fuck You” but when you know the context in Sopranos, it is pretty legit. In college, it was either “Suck It Easy” or “Eat a Dick” both which I got off from my boys in LA. It got to the point where all my friends were saying it in the da Bay and I actually left it on my answering machine. My mom would always ask what that meant, and I told her to ask my roommate Atur. I think she was a bit afraid of Atur, and so she never asked him directly.

Last Sunday, I learned a new phrase courtesy of one of Yats female friends in NY – “Good luck having sex tonight”. Granted it works a lot better if you are female as you control the pu**y, but I think it’s a great saying.


- Watched Cars yesterday. I got a lot of shit from people because I refuse to watch a movie in the theater by myself. I can sit at home and watch movies on my TV, but the minute I go out I don’t want to be myself- what happens if I run into someone, and they ask who are you here with. I would be way too embarrassed to say, “By myself”. Mind you, when my boys and me roll to the movies, its not like we talk to each other. Each one of us gets or own food, or sneaks our own food in. There is no sharing popcorn or candy. We each sit a seat apart, because only couples sit next to each other. From an outsider’s point of view, we are complete strangers. But its very comforting as you walk out the theater, you have your boys to talk to, even if most of them don’t share your opinion of the movie. Anyone, since no one wanted to watch with me, and I could not think any ladies who would be down to see a movie without getting the wrong impression, I ended up getting a copy of the movie from the IT guys at work and watched it alone at home. Great movie, but reminded me a lot of Swades.