Pickup Lines & Leprechauns

In the past couple years, I had a special affection with pickup lines. Whenever I am in blackout mode, I love using these lines on random girls. Half the time, I just wait for a smile or for them to get pissed, and don't really wait around for a conversation. Their reaction is the only thing worth waiting for.

While we all know the "Ten-I-see" or " Are you tired, because u have been running in my dreams" lines, in the past year I have been trying some new lines. To be fair, I did not create these lines, but rather have incorporated them to my game.

1. "You can do so much better" - I heard some coworkers say this to a girl, who was there with her bf. It is awesome. Either they are extremely interested afterwards, or feel insulted (partially because they know its the truth.) Its a great line because it boosts them up, and lets them fantasize that they can actually trade up. Just take care to see the size of the boyfriend, if present, before using this line.

2. "What can brown do for you" - Thanks to UPS, this is a line that everyone has heard. Only works if you are brown though. Mad props if you can pull this line if you are a white guy.

3. "Do you have any Indian in you..do you want some?" I have to admit it, I have not tried this line before, but I am waiting for right girl.

Anyhow I saw this comic a couple days ago and laughed so hard. My goal is to try this out this wknd. I will let you know how it goes. (Double-click the comic to get enlarge the picture). What are your favorite pickup lines?





Also, in case you had not seen this video, it is one of my all-time favorites. The first black guy who says" To me, looks like a leprechaun to me."